Do you think I’d run for mayor if I’d strangled, punched or choked a woman? I plead guilty to a misdemeanor domestic charge, which I plan to expunge this June. The girl in question brought charges against three other prominent men. It’s a “Fatal Attraction” or “Swimfan” type saga. By embarking on a grand endeavor to destroy me, my real friends know the truth, even as the media plays it back revisionist sensationally.
Imagine if a person brought hyperbolic charges against you and then, even after you served the sentence, endeavored for two years to destroy you publicly? My message on Oprah was to stand up and help others: Make your life have meaning despite your past. Targeting and stalking prominent men is an old story. My best friend is a local CEO who went on record seeing ‘not a mark’
I just threw up in my mouth a little after reading this.
Perhaps the technologically savvy JMike! (nice name) can clear this mystery up for me:
You come out with this:
"Do you think I’d run for mayor if I’d strangled, punched or choked a woman?"
…And change quickly to this:
"I have changed. The Zona Seca program was helpful. It helps one master oneself."
If you didn’t do anything, why did you feel the need to change? Or confess to a crime if you had "a local CEO who went on record seeing ‘not a mark’
"Do you think I’d run for mayor if I’d strangled, punched or choked a woman?"
Yes
Possible campaign slogans
JMike!: Help us throttle the competition
JMike!: My therapist is voting for me
Michael 09 – Change you can count on. Strangling you can believe in.
Michael 09 – Fuck it, I’ll solve that shit in Iraq too
JMike "I’m campaigning against two women. this’ll be easy for me."