When Eve Ensler was writing her award-winning play, The Vagina Monologues, she interviewed over 200 women from diverse backgrounds. These interviews began with two simple questions: “If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear? If your vagina could talk, what would it say?” Here are some answers from the Women’s Ensemble Theater Troupe.

Chelsea Snyder (director)
Wear: Black pearls.
Say: “Be fierce!”

April King (cast member)
Wear: A leopard bikini.
Say: “Hakuna matata.”

Sally Pham (cast member)
Wear: A corset and knee-high socks.
Say: “Oh, yeah…☺”

Sarah Watkins (cast member)
Wear: A tuxedo shirt, a red bra and Christian Louboutin stilettos.
Say: “If I can’t dance, it’s not my revolution.”

Keely Patterson (cast member)
Wear: A tie-dyed summer dress.
Say: It would sing “Let’s Dance” by David Bowie.

Alison Nugent (cast member)
Wear: Slicked devil hair, a white shirt, long shorts, leather boots and a tutu, like Ace Ventura.
Say: “Put me in, coach!”

Anna Lederman (cast member)
Wear: A Greek goddess costume with golden bracelets and long golden earrings.
Say: “Girls have unique powers; they get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard.”

Brooke Holland (cast member)
Wear: Silk pajamas.
Say: “Every day is taco Tuesday.”

Liv Scott (cast member)
Wear: Nice dark jeans, Adidas sneakers, a cool T-shirt, spiffy black jacket, awesome, simple sunglasses and a cool, plaid fedora.
Say: “Whoo!”

Laurel Phelps (cast member)
Wear: Flip flops, blue jeans and a pair of wayfarers.
Say: “Lucky you!”

Amanda Berning (cast member)
Wear: Red lipstick and Flowers by Kenzo perfume.
Say: “Make me laugh and I will love you.”

Allie Granat (cast member)
Wear: A flannel shirt and pajama bottoms.
Say: “Make it a good day.”