So apparently flannel is back in style, and the ‘human knows who to blame. It’s that one really fucking tall guy who dressed up as Paul Bunyan on Halloween. He started this whole goddamn trend. Now everywhere you turn Gauchos are sporting that obnoxiously Canadian fabric, with no regard to fashion sense. Thanks a lot, you tall asshole.

Tomorrow’s forecast: More and more Isla Vistans succumb to the flannel trend, and the ‘human eventually follows suit. Conformity rules.