This marks the 25th year the Weatherhuman has run for A.S. president, and this is going to be the one. The stakes have never been higher: student fees keep climbing, landlords terrorize the populace, UCSB’s expansion threatens the environment and two of the three presidential candidates are women.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t like those odds.

So whom are you going to trust? An anonymous, sexless, anti-student representation candidate, or a year’s worth of hormonal swings?

Monday’s Forecast: Unfortunately, the chicks stay ahead in the polls, because as any good newspaper knows – if it bleeds it leads.