The Weatherhuman will not be attending the town hall meeting about the Nexus today at 4 p.m. in the MCC because it doesn’t want to talk about feelings or how the A.S.-Nexus relationship is doing. I’ve learned a lot about love and relationships from being with the most recent Weathermate, and working things through with honesty and courtesy doesn’t work. Hot makeup sex does, however.

Wednesday’s Forecast: After considering the implications of such a solution, the ‘human gives in to “respect” and “listening skills.”