I don’t know if you saw or not, but a hero of the ‘human’s was tragically hurled onto his bum yesterday by Hurricane Wilma. Al Roker, who most of us know as Phat Al, put his life in danger and went to the eye of the storm and got his ass tossed by Wilma.

Tuesday’s forecast: Will someone please get Roker and the rest of these weathermen out of Florida before somebody famous gets hurt? The confidence of a nation lies in the balance.