It’s 4/20, and the government just replaced the single grain-heavy food pyramid we grew up with 12 different ones to reflect your sex, lifestyle, age, tax filing status, etc. So, if for some reason you get the munchies today, try for all 12 pyramids! Let’s see, that’s 10 servings of chips, four servings of dip, eight slices of pizza and a silo of grain?

Wednesday’s forecast: Don’t get too stoned to not vote for the Weatherhuman for A.S. president.