I am currently watching two guys carry bags of waste water out of the Nexus office. For a few harrowing hours the other night, sewage seeped into the office – perhaps the lagoon backed up – and all of you who think the Nexus is shit were temporarily correct.

Wednesday’s forecast: Leg Council holds its weekly meeting in the UCen – dangerously located halfway between the Nexus office and the lagoon. Fortunately, waste is their specialty.