NBC extended Carson Daly’s contract to host “Last Call” through 2007. In related news, the weatherhuman extended its personal commitment to change the channel immediately at the end of Conan O’Brien through 2007.

Carson is horrible and the name of his show is depressing. But I guess it’s better to hear the phrase “Last Call” while watching TV in bed than to hear it while sitting at a bar. Because Carson may be ugly, but at least he’ll be gone in the morning.

Wednesday’s forecast: Occasionally, there is still a good-looking person left in the bar at Last Call. But that person is usually the bartender, and they’re usually thinking about how pathetic you are.