That new movie about the Trojan War looks pretty cool. My only beef is with the casting. Brad Pitt as Achilles? Achilles’ one weakness is supposed to be his heel, not his girlish face.

But Brad’s is the face that will launch a thousand Jettas to the theaters, so he gets the part. All I know is that Achilles was supposed to be the ultimate man, and Brad is not. Not with those split ends.

Thursday’s forecast: Yeah, Pitt was badass in Fight Club, but Hector won’t go down as easy as little Ed Norton or man-tits Meat Loaf.