So I wasn’t elected A.S president. How many people voted for me, you ask? Well, I’d rather not say. I’m just not comfortable putting a number on it. Let’s just say it was enough to fill a pretty goddamn big room.

Friday’s forecast: I won’t let it get me down. At least I’m still boss in this here box. Yep, just gonna chill here in my box. Huh – kind of small in here today. Christ, I’m a failure.