Guilt-free tulips to the grocers’ union for reaching an agreement with Albertsons, Ralphs and Safeway and no longer making us feel like shit when we pick up Top Ramen and condoms.

Putrid and fallacious photocopies of turds disseminated all over Isla Vista to the people who pumped the recent 3rd District supervisor campaign so full of lies.

Refreshing tulips, however, to the fact that the election is over, which means students will only be lied to by one set of PR goons instead of two.

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