I have a problem class. Every time my professor gets frustrated, he relieves his misery by assigning extra homework. Every time he grades our homework, he gets frustrated.

It’s a hopeless escalating cycle requiring ever increasing amounts of time, paper, and No-Doz. If this class were conducted on the semester system and lasted 20 weeks, there’s a good chance it would involve drug rehab for a good portion of the class and the deforestation of several northern states.

Wednesday’s forecast: What’s this “day” business? I haven’t seen the sun in two weeks.