Point 1: Note to DMC and the Rev Run: if you disband the group, then the terrorists have already won.

Point 2: Michael Jackson to testify in Santa Maria. You’ll come for the tri-tip, you’ll stay for the breach of contract.

Point 3: Pacey wants to be a baller, shot-caller, brawler … and we remember the innocent days when all he did was fuck his teachers.

Point 4: Consuming snack food in a dismissive manner. There is nothing – nothing – more contemptuous.

Point 5: Rejected names for Halle Berry’s Bond Girl – La Sexorcista; Virginia Knothardly; Sporty Spice; Butch Arnoldi; Promiscuous Hottie; DJ Fatkid.