The RBT menu has a new addition.
“Press four to hear a frog croak,” offers the monotone. Roberta is the only force on campus more mysterious than yours truly. Do not question her programmed will, or the ever changing tenor of her voice. Croak, you programmed froggies. Croak for your electronic queen and her unwilling registration slaves.
Thursday’s Forecast: For only $3 they’ll say Budweiser.