The weatherfund is tapped.
A month of careful spending has yielded 67 cents in my checking account. Let’s review the budget:
Weatherpet chow (devoured)
A bocci ball set (unused)
A big foam airplane (broken)
An elephant rifle (the pounding has stopped)
Sea monkeys
Flamingo repellent
Thursday’s Forecast: Thank god payday is tomorrow; I’ve got my eye on an expansion for the sea monkey reserve.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
