The weatherpet is a vegan
This has casued some controversy in that the rest of the weathermates are carnivorous by nature. It took me a while to figure out why he turned his nose up at the hunks of ground chuck we presses through the bars of his cage. Typical bleeding heart Guinea Pig.
The first trip to the vegetable isle was harrowing. There was a chill in the air. The plants had their own defenses. As I approached the strange leafy vegetation (let-tuce?) an alarm sounded and I was repelled by a spray of water.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: He ate a hole in my sweater, he can deal with the baby back ribs.