There sure were a lot of people dressed up as mean cops this weekend. I had no idea the costume was so popular.

The mean cops had talent too – they never drank, or danced, or even cracked a smile all weekend. Perhaps this is because dressing up like a cop is uncomfortable. I know plenty of girls who turn into righteous bitches when high heel blisters start bothering them.

Monday’s Forecast: Dr. Scholl’s and Krispy Kremes for the flat foots. Less slut-harassment by sundown.