Lecture hall “desks” are the perfect size for one thing.
No, not an exam. Not a scantron. Either would make absolutely no sense.
Lecture hall desks are the perfect size for a turtle.
A small turtle.
Think about it.
Tuesday’s forecast: A 100 percent chance of juggling your test materials over your “desk” as you take your exam … don’t you wish you could just play with that turtle instead?
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
