Lecture hall “desks” are the perfect size for one thing.

No, not an exam. Not a scantron. Either would make absolutely no sense.

Lecture hall desks are the perfect size for a turtle.

A small turtle.

Think about it.

Tuesday’s forecast: A 100 percent chance of juggling your test materials over your “desk” as you take your exam … don’t you wish you could just play with that turtle instead?