There are bad movies, and then there are horrible movies. Bad movies are mildly entertaining spectacles engendering yawns and some head scratching, but horrible movies are something else. Horrible movies are so terrible and annoying that they require a tremendous act of the will to keep oneself from bolting out the door. After 15 minutes, it becomes apparent that "3000 Miles to Graceland" falls into this hallowed group.

A 120-minute exercise in bad-boy clich