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Your Mid-Season Fantasy Award Show

As we pass the halfway point in Fall Quarter, the NFL season is also half finished. Now that most of us are finished with midterms, I think it’s time to let the pros know how they are doing so far. ...
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Time to Throw in the Towel on These Busts

I haven’t done a list in a while. I like lists. They’re all organized and stuff. And I know you like my lists, and I know you’ve missed them, so I’ve decided to cook one up for you. Like a big...
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Green Advice for Green People: Letter From a Disgruntled Chris Johnson Owner

You see, Chris Johnson? Do you see? This is why you don’t hold out for a better contract, you greedy asshole. For those of you who are unaware, Tennessee Titans star running back Chris Johnson, or C...
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Green Advice for Green People: The Fantasy Tight End Boom

Before I get into what I really want to talk about today, I’d like to take just a little bit of time to point out what a strange football season we’ve had so far. In the last three weeks, there ha...
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Boston Dead Sox: Why the Beasts of the East are No More

It’s official. On Wednesday, the Boston Red Sox completed the worst meltdown in the history of Major League Baseball after failing to hold on to a one-run ninth-inning lead against the Baltimore Ori...
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Baseball MVP Races Heat Up: AL MVP: A Four-Man Race

As baseball season comes to a close, we as fans are presented with several questions. What is the playoff picture going to look like? Who is going to make it to the World Series? What the hell happene...
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Green Advice for Green People: Ochhocinco: Don’t Kiss Da Baby Just Yet!

Good ne [media-credit name=”Ian Sander” align=”alignleft” width=”250″][/media-credit]ws boys and girls: I’m back. I know you’ve been confused without me. You’...
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Gauchos Split Pair of Big West Road Openers

The UCSB women’s volleyball team split its opening games of conference play on the road last weekend, beating No. 21 Long Beach State on Friday before falling to Cal State Fullerton on Saturday. Aft...
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Gauchos Split Pair of Big West Openers

The UCSB women’s volleyball team split its opening games of conference play on the road last weekend, beating No. 21 Long Beach State on Friday before falling to Cal State Fullerton on Saturday. Aft...
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UCSB Goes 3-0 to Win Santa Clara Tournament

The UCSB women’s volleyball team swept the competition last weekend, going 3-0 to win the Santa Clara Tournament. Ranked third in the Big West preseason polls, the Gauchos (5-4) entered the tourname...
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No. 1 UCSB Set for NCBA World Series

As the top-ranked team in the nation, the UCSB club baseball team heads to the National Club Baseball Association World Series in Columbus, Georgia on May 27. Without the resources of the school’s D...
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Green Advice: The Right to Be Wrong

As surprising as it may seem, I don’t spend all of my time thinking about fantasy baseball. I am a man of Isla Vista, and as such, many subjects occupy my thoughts, from sports to politics to what I...
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Trust Issues

There are a lot of things that go into successfully managing a fantasy baseball team. One of the least obvious, yet most important, is having trust in your players to perform when you need them to.
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Green Advice for Green People: The NFL Draft

Hey there sporty people. I decided to take a little break from baseball this week and talk to you a little bit about the NFL. Not the labor dispute in the lockout. But that’s not what I want to t...
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Third-Seeded Gauchos Upset in First Match of Big West Tourney

The UCSB women’s water polo team lost any hope of gaining an automatic bid to the NCAA Tournament with a loss in their first game of the Big West Tournament Friday.
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