Yes, you read that right. Nexustentialism staff writer Ryan Watt wants YOU to vote on what he will be getting tattooed on his butt. Voting closes on Saturday at 9 p.m., at which time the Nexustentialism staff will be drinking an excessive amount while they watch the tattooing take place. Results and a picture of the finished butt tattoo will be revealed next week!
The Nexustentialism staff generally writes satirical articles, but this is an exception: Butt tattoos are no joke.