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So breaking news, guys. And by breaking I mean shattering.

Gauchos Slip Twice in San Diego Downpour

The UCSB men’s tennis team dropped two matches in the San Diego rain this weekend, losing 5-2 to the University of San Diego on Saturday and 4-2 to #63 San Diego State after a three-hour rain delay on Sunday.

Leg Council Takes Charges to Court

While Associated Students moves forward to challenge claims of $750 in property damages from a weekend retreat, the A.S. administration said it is still continuing its investigation into allegations of improper conduct at the January Legislative Council event.

Merchants of Corruption Do Not Deserve to Speak

This Thursday our campus will again play host to a vile icon of the right, someone perhaps not as unhinged as Horowitz but no less of a monster: Karl Rove.

Scientists Publish Papers on Marine Reserves

A special issue of the scientific journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences released this week features research papers from multiple UCSB scientists.

UCSB Disappoints in Hawaiian Event

The cool breeze and Aloha Spirit of Hawaii could not calm down the UCSB men’s golf team last week, as they finished 11th at John Burns Intercollegiate in Wahiawa, Hawaii.

Park Plan Waits for Approval

After 10 years of planning, the creation of a skate park in Estero Park is inching toward fruition.

Armchair QB

Am I the only one who still harbors Cold War resentment for the Russian Olympic Team? And anti-Nazi resentment for the Germans? America’s enemies beware: We’ll kick your ass at sports.

Man Bums Cash Posing as Student

A fraudulent solicitor posing as a UCSB Orchestra member is going door to door in Santa Barbara and Goleta asking for donations.

A.S. Aids Charitable Clubs

The Associated Students Finance Board doled out $41,154 to 16 student organizations at last night’s four-and-a-half hour meeting.