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From start to finish, the UCSB swim teams dominated Saturday's dual meets against UCSD. The women's team beat the Tritons (0-3) 151 to 99 and the men's team handled San Diego (0-2) by a final score of...
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Coming off its first loss in October, the UCSB women's volleyball team (15-8 overall, 10-2 in the Big West) bounced back higher than ever, completing a double sweep of Riverside and Fullerton this wee...
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The #14 UCSB men's water polo team (12-14 overall, 0-5 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) dropped its games by a score of 7-6 to both #9 Pacific (15-9 overall, 1-3 MPSF) on Saturday and #2 Cal...
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As conventional wisdom would suggest, one must hold onto the ball in order to score the ball. Despite putting on an offensive display in an exhibition match against Bakersfield, the UCSB women's baske...
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The UCSB men's basketball team kicked off its 2005-2006 season last night by shaking off the dust and downing San Diego 57-36 in an exhibition match at the Thunderdome.
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Get ready for the final UCSB women's volleyball (13-8 overall, 8-2 in the Big West) home conference showdown, which starts tonight against Riverside (15-7 overall, 3-6 Big West) and continues tomorrow...
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Someone call the fire department - the UCSB swim teams are fired-up. Returning home after a tough dual meet in Arizona last weekend, both the men's (0-1) and women's (2-2) teams will take on UCSD (men...
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After sailing the friendly seas of nonconference competition last weekend, the #14 UCSB men's water polo team is returning to the blank waters of the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation (MSPF) taking o...
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After a 2004-05 season which saw the injury-riddled UCSB men's basketball team finish in eighth place in the Big West Conference, the team's prospects already appear to be looking up - even before the...
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The top of the Big West Standings just got a lot lonelier for #14 Northridge men's soccer team after its 1-0 defeat of #13 Santa Barbara Wednesday afternoon. The Gauchos (10-4-3 overall, 5-1-2 in the ...
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After losing seniors Kristin Nelson and Mari Bell to graduation last year, UCSB women's volleyball Head Coach Kathy Gregory found what she was looking for in 5-foot-11 freshman outside-hitter, Lauren ...
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The UCSB men's soccer team travels to Northridge today for a pivotal match in the Big West title race. Last year, Northridge was the first team to record a win against UCSB.
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This weekend's field trip to Arizona for the women's and men's swim teams offered some valuable lessons. The UCSB women's team defeated Arizona State (1-1 overall) 170.5 to 163.5 and lost to Penn Stat...
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As wild as your weekend may have been, the UCSB men's cross country team had quite a crazy weekend of its own at the Big West Championships in Riverside. In a finish that came down to the wire, the Ga...
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The UCSB women's cross country team finished in second place at the Big West Championship Saturday, losing out to Irvine, whose women took three of the top six finishes. Junior Bethany Nickless and se...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
