Sports
As the saying goes, there's no place like home. The Gaucho men's and women's swim teams return to UCSB for the first time in three months when they take on rival University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV)...
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The UCSB men's tennis team's hot start came to a halt Tuesday as it suffered a lopsided loss at the hands of USC. After an exciting 4-3 win over #63 BYU that came down to the final match Monday, the G...
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The time has come for the world, even Sacramento, to acknowledge what Los Angeles fans have known for about nine years now - Kobe Bryant is basketball's God. I was playing NBA Live the other night, an...
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The #69 UCSB women's tennis team traveled down south to Westwood looking to upset #12 UCLA. However, the Gauchos were outmatched, getting swept 7-0 in their first match of the 2006 season.
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It all came down to one court, but the UCSB men's tennis team was able to finish off #63 BYU with a nail-biting 4-3 win. After losing all three doubles matches, the Gauchos (3-0 overall) rallied in si...
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The UCSB men's swimming team completed a weekend sweep on the road against Davis and Pacific, while the women's squad lost both of its northern meets.
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Experience is the one thing every coach wants to start the season with, and #69 UCSB women's tennis Head Coach Pete Kirkwood has just that.
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Cal Poly women's basketball Head Coach Faith Mimnaugh didn't appear to sit down for forty minutes at Saturday's game against UCSB. Instead, she opted to sprint up and down the sidelines, vehemently ap...
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For just the second time in eight years, the UCSB men's basketball team came away from Cal Poly's Mott Gym on the short end of the final score. The Gauchos (7-9 overall, 1-4 in the Big West) lost thei...
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As the UCSB men's tennis team opened its season on Saturday, it wasn't youth that was being served - it was youth that was doing the serving. Every player saw action in an opening day doubleheader in ...
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Avoiding a sweep was the Gaucho game plan this weekend, but battling an undefeated #2 Brigham Young team amidst a tundra of over 3,900 Cougar fans in their home arena proved an inconceivable feat to o...
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One week after losing a close game at home against fourth-ranked Utah, the UCSB men's rugby team opened league play in style, defeating UC San Diego 53-18 Saturday at Rob Field.
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With two of their three injured starters likely to return, UCSB's women's basketball team looks poised to take on Cal Poly on Saturday at 2:00 p.m. in the Thunderdome.
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Sand beside snow, oil upon salt, Gaucho against Cougar, Patak versus Perez.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
