Sports
After picking up its first conference series win, the UCSB baseball team hosts one of the top teams in the country this weekend. Fourth-ranked Cal State Fullerton (33-11 overall, 10-2 in the Big West)...
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The men's and women's track teams will head south this weekend to vie for a spot atop the Big West at the Big West Championships at Northridge, Calif.
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I think I'm probably the first sane person to say this - but maybe not to think it - but Ron Artest should have been considered a candidate for MVP.
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The NFL Draft is behind us, and with it, one of the most mind-boggling weekends in football since the Giants and Ravens made the Super Bowl way back when
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As with any other sport, this year's off-season has been extremely eventful for the UCSB women's volleyball team. By the end of February, the entire UCSB roster was in a state of instability with the ...
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Despite a solid showing in the first round at the 2006 Big West Golf Championships, held last Monday and Tuesday at Tijeras Creek Golf Club in Rancho Santa Margarita, the UCSB men's golf team fell in ...
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The NFL Draft is behind us, and with it, one of the most mind-boggling weekends in football since the Giants and Ravens made the Superbowl way back when. For starters, we had a defensive end go first,...
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After a season of hard work, it was time to celebrate for the UCSB men's tennis team as it won the Big West Championship over the weekend. The top-seeded Gauchos had a first-round bye, then defeated C...
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At the start of their match against Cal State Northridge, the Gauchos appeared to have punched their ticket to the next round. Up 3-0, UCSB was armed with the confidence of a dominant start and the kn...
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After suffering a disheartening loss to UC Irvine in the first round of the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation (MPSF) conference championships last Thursday, the UCSB women's water polo team finished ...
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It took four tries but the UCSB baseball team picked up its first Big West series win by taking the first two games of the weekend series against Cal State Northridge. Strong pitching paced the Gaucho...
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The UCSB softball team turned up the heat a little too late this weekend, dropping its first two games to visiting Cal Poly 6-2 and 6-4 before winning the series finale 9-5. Saturday's doubleheader sa...
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The UCSB women's track and field team was nothing short of dominant, en route to their 112.5-85.5 victory over Cal Poly in the third-ever dual meet between the two schools, held last Saturday at Paule...
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The UCSB men's track and field team thumped longtime rival Cal Poly in a battle of the Central Coast on Saturday.
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After struggling on its last road trip, the UCSB softball team is looking for the comfort of home this weekend, hosting Central Coast rival Cal Poly. Santa Barbara (19-16 overall, 3-6 in the Big West)...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
