Sports
The #4 ranked Cal swim team defeated the UCSB women 142-95 this past Friday at Campus Pool, with the only individual win for the Gauchos coming by way of sophomore Jamie Lathers who took the 50-yard f...
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Off to its best start since the 1994 season, the UCSB men's basketball team takes its perfect record on the road this evening to take on Pepperdine.
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In another match with questionable calls from the officials, the #17 UCSB men's soccer team was able to squeeze past #20 Old Dominion on the road in the Sweet-16 leg of the 2006 NCAA playoffs.
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For the first time since 1988, members of the UCSB men's basketball team walked off Tarkanian Court at the Thomas & Mack Center on Friday night with the sweet taste of victory.
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The UCSB men's water polo team wrapped up its season with an 11-9 loss to Pepperdine yesterday at Campus Pool.
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It was a tale of two halves for the UCSB women's basketball team last Friday night, when it came out on the losing end of its match against the University of Oregon.
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The UCSB cross country teams head to Nationals this afternoon in search of a fitting finish to what has been the most successful season in school history.
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After recording two straight wins to start the regular season, the UCSB men's basketball team will now embark on the historically treacherous road ahead.
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Sunday will be the last chance for Gaucho fans to cheer on the #6 UCSB men's water polo team as it hosts its final game of the regular season at 12 p.m. at Campus Pool.
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For years now, the male half of our species has had it a little rough. They are constantly given slack by females about their ability, or should I say inability, to commit. In Isla Vista, with 20,000 ...
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With the Big West Conference season a week behind it, the UCSB women's volleyball team still has a lot of ground left to cover in order to make a late-season push to earn an at-large bid into the NCAA...
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Thanksgiving might come early this year for the UCSB women's basketball team as they look to roast the Oregon Ducks tonight.
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Santa Barbara men's soccer Head Coach Tim Vom Steeg's strategic preparations for last night's second-round NCAA Tournament match against #1 Southern Methodist University allowed the Gauchos to grab th...
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The UCSB women's swim team has a tough weekend ahead of it as the Gauchos set to host #1 Cal this Friday at 2 p.m. at Campus Pool. On Saturday, Nov. 18, both the men's and women's teams will host Cal ...
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Fortunately for the #17 UCSB men's soccer team, the squad is in the midst of its best run of the year. The downside is that the team must face #1 Southern Methodist University next. Santa Barbara (13-...
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A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
