Sports
After visiting heartbreak city last Tuesday, the UCSB women's tennis team looks to put the trip behind it and focus on Saturday's matchup against conference-rival Pacific. The Gauchos (4-5 overall, 1-...
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One week after falling to #1 UCLA, the #17 UCSB women's water polo team continue their tough conference schedule when #2 Stanford and #8 San Jose State come into town this weekend, before heading to S...
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A couple big innings from the Gaucho offense and a well-pitched debut from one of their young arms led the UCSB Baseball team to an impressive 9-3 victory over visiting Cal State Northridge. With the ...
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When you compete well at home and in beautiful weather, it's hard not to want to have every game there.
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After division rival Cal Poly (6-3) upset the UCSB men's tennis (3-4) team last Sunday, the Gauchos look to bounce back against #53 UC Irvine on Saturday at 1 p.m. and UC Riverside (2-6) on Sunday at ...
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This weekend the UCSB track and field team will be running for more than just fast times - as the Gauchos will be running for peace when they travel to Aliso Viejo, Ca. for the third annual "Soka Univ...
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Dear Dance Team, We’re honored that you like our creepy signs, and we meant every word. For more signs, please visit our room at the Anaheim Crowne Plaza during the Big West Tournament… Lo...
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Sometimes the opportunity for payback comes at just the right time.
UCSB heads south to the Matadome to face Cal State Northridge in tonight's clash of two teams vying for regular season dominance in...
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After clinching the Big West regular season title over the weekend, the UCSB women's basketball team will have two more games to tune up for its postseason run, starting with a clash against Northridg...
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The Gaucho men's golf squad recovered from a poor start to take third place in the UC Riverside Braveheart Classic on Tuesday. After shooting a 320 on Monday, good for a share of eighth place, the Gau...
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"Epic" - by far the most overused word in the world of surfers and surf stories. Surfers drop the E-bomb at a frightening frequency to describe their most insane rides from years ago, or even their od...
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The QB hopes you join him in heckling some Canadians at tomorrow night's spring soccer opener against the Canadian U-23 team. Don't know anything about Canadian soccer, but they're still going down, e...
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After beating up on little-known Marist the last time they played in Santa Barbara, the Gauchos (6-3 overall) showed the home fans that they can keep up with more talented teams as well, defeating Cal...
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The #13 UCSB men's volleyball team continues their four-match road swing down south to face #3 Cal State Northridge tonight in Northridge. The Gauchos (5-8 overall, 7-10 in the Mountain Pacific Sports...
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A three-hour marathon match in the top-ranked singles slot ended in heartbreak for senior Marta Simic and the UCSB women's tennis team as the squad dropped their first match at home 4-3 to Georgia Sta...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
