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The final weekend of the regular season essentially summed up the entire regular season for the UCSB women's tennis team, as the inconsistent Gauchos could not capitalize on a emotional 5-2 Friday win...
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It’s officially over, Warriors fans. As much as the QB loves Baron, he’s glad order is restored in Cali basketball. Have fun watching the Lakers.
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In a wild weekend series that featured 61 runs, 84 hits and 18 pitching changes, the UC Davis Aggies got the better of UC Santa Barbara two times out of three to claim the top spot in the Big West. Th...
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It was the weekend of long goodbyes, as the #14 UCSB men's volleyball team split their weekend games with Mountain Pacific Sports Federation foes Long Beach State and UC San Diego (10-19 overall, 6-16...
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The UCSB track and field team once again received impressive individual performances from several of its athletes, but as a team fell well short of repeating its dominance over the field in this weeke...
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After weeks of building momentum and coming together as a team, the #16 UCSB women's water polo team broke its 16-game losing streak Sunday with a 16-goal performance en route to a 16-6 win over the U...
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At Matador Diamond this past weekend, the UC Santa Barbara softball team received its first two conference losses, but managed to avoid the sweep by winning one of three games.
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The QB wants to meet the dude that buried a David Ortiz jersey in the new Yankee Stadium. The fact that the Yanks might press charges proves they are the biggest jerks in baseball.
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After a five-game road trip that ended with a season sweep of Cal State Northridge this past Tuesday, the UCSB baseball team (22-9 overall, 5-1 in the Big West) will return home this weekend for its t...
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Despite two losses to #13 Fresno State earlier this week, the UCSB softball team will head into this weekend still perfect in the Big West.
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It will be the end of an era for the #14 UCSB men's volleyball team, as the Gauchos will say goodbye to four seniors and one head coach while facing their final two opponents of the 2008 season.
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For hoop fans yearning for more hard court action now that the UCSB men's basketball team has wrapped up its season, the Santa Barbara Breakers will be playing their season opener tonight at the SBCC ...
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The UCSB women's water polo team heads into this weekend's match against visiting University of Pacific looking to pick up its first conference win of the season and its first win in 16 games.
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The UCSB track and field team looks to follow up last weekend's strong effort that saw three Gauchos qualify for the NCAA Regionals while competing in the Big West Challenge Cup today at UC Irvine's A...
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After an in-conference shellacking of UC Riverside, UCSB seniors Marta Simic, Charlotte Scatliffe, Brittany Kausen and Juliette Mutzke will take the home court one last time this afternoon when the Ga...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
