Sports

Gnar The Vote, It’s In Your Roots

This is never the most fun topic of discussion, as differences in political opinions can lead to friends fighting, couples divorcing with the wife taking not only the kids, but the jovial German Sheph...
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SB Looks to Quake CSUN

With just four regular season games remaining, UCSB is looking to pick up every win it can get. However, there are no easy games remaining on Santa Barbara's schedule.
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The West is the Best, Screw the Rest

The NBA season has finally started, and God dammit, I am excited as hell for it. After months of blue balls, I can finally get dummy retardo in my living room and have a proper Sheedgasm.
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SB Sweeps Exhibition Tourney

For most teams, a Big West Conference second-place finish could easily bring satisfaction or even complacency, but for UCSB women's softball, it is merely a stepping-stone. This weekend, the Gauchos d...
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UCSB Winning Streak Hits Ten

Coming into Saturday, the USCB women's club soccer team had played nine games and had won them all. On Saturday, they traveled to CSU Northridge, hoping to keep their winning streak going through ten ...
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The Best of the Best in a Brady-less NFL

It occurs to me that people are all atwitter about this presidential election thing. In the spirit of democracy and voting, I decided to conduct a poll of all Nexites to find out which NFL team will w...
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Armchair QB

The big news from the weekend of football? USC choked! Well, they still won. But in the process they gave up 10 points, which ended a streak of 141 unanswered points that they'd been on for 11 quarter...
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Tritons Sunk in Epic Match

After a firework finish Friday afternoon at Campus Pool, perhaps Head Coach Wolf Wigo put it best. "Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, [this game] did it," Wigo said. "Just another gre...
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Gauchos Pick Up Big Road Win

Winning on the road is never easy. Saturday night in Fullerton, the Gauchos did just enough to pull it off.
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UCSB Splits Again

In a weekend when the UCSB women's volleyball team had a chance to gain ground in the competitive Big West Conference, the Gauchos were upset by Cal State Fullerton 25-23, 25-13, 15-25, 25-14 on Frida...
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Gauchos Stay In Title Hunt With Win

With the Big West regular season drawing to a close, the UCSB women's soccer team is doing all the right things in its bid to win the Big West Championship.
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Seventh Heaven for Santa Barbara

The Gauchos (9-0-2 overall) came from behind Saturday night to defeat University of San Francisco 2-1 to close out league in the same spot they have been for the last seven years: first place.
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UCSB Looks to Best Fullerton For A Tenth Consecutive Time

None of the players on this year's UCSB squad have ever lost to Cal State Fullerton. They hope this year will not be any different.
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SB Takes Hot Streak to the Central Valley

After pulling out a big win over Cal Poly last Sunday, the UCSB women's soccer team will take advantage of a one-game weekend against conference newcomer UC Davis. The Gauchos (10-5-1, 3-1-1 Big West)...
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SB Readies for Match With SD

After earning a well-deserved week off in the wake of last weekend's thrilling sudden-death victory over #9 UC Irvine, the #8 UCSB men's water polo team looks to keep their unbeaten home record alive ...
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