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Nuglets of Wisdom: “Bitches Love That Surfer Vibe, Bra”

“Dude. You’re going to get so laid from that surf column,” someone told me recently. “Bitches love that surfer vibe, bra.”
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Sunday Funday: To 49ers: You Suck and Here’s Why

This was supposed to be the year. The stars were perfectly aligned.
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Green Advice for Green People: Regretting Draft Picks? You’re Not Alone.

It’s that time of year again, kids. The weather is starting to get colder, the MLB playoffs are about to begin and the air is starting to carry the annual offensive odor of regret.
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Men’s Soccer Looks to Avenge Fullerton Loss

With a bad taste in their mouths still lingering after last week’s overtime loss to Cal State Fullerton, the members of the UCSB men’s soccer team (4-3-2 overall, 1-1 Big West) will have an early ...
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‘Chos Head to Pepperdine to Topple Waves

The UCSB women’s volleyball team will travel to Pepperdine tonight to take on the Waves in a nonconference match: the first of four straight games on the road.
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Freshman Feature: Goalie Has High Hopes

It’s a story you’ve heard many times before.
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‘Chos Open Big West Play 1-1

It took Long Beach State two minutes to score in its 3-1 win over the UCSB women’s soccer team on Sunday afternoon at LBSU’s George Allen Field, two days after the Gauchos opened conference play w...
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Gauchos Take Fourth Place in L.A.

The #6 UCSB men’s water polo team took fourth place at the Southern California Invitational this past weekend, defeating #17 Concordia and #4 Stanford before losing to #1 USC and #5 Irvine.
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Gaucho Tennis Ready for Final

Over the weekend, the UCSB men’s tennis team traveled up north to Fresno to compete in the Bulldog Classic, a three-day tournament held at Fresno State University. The Gauchos sent six players to co...
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Volleyball Splits Weekend

The UCSB women’s volleyball split its pair of weekend games, beating #21 Long Beach State in five sets on Friday before being swept by Cal State Fullerton on Saturday.
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Gauchos Best Aggies in OT Thriller

It took two overtimes to decide the outcome of the UCSB men’s soccer team’s match against UC Davis, in which the team prevailed 2-1 after junior midfielder Peter McGlynn slipped a goal past the Ag...
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Women’s Soccer Opens Up Big West Play

The women’s soccer team plays their first two conference matches of the season this weekend, beginning today against a struggling UC Riverside (1-7-2 overall) squad and continuing Sunday against Lon...
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Gauchos Face Off Against Davis

After one of their toughest losses in recent memory, the Gauchos (3-3-2 overall, 0-1-0 Big West) will look to pick themselves up against a struggling UC Davis (2-6-0 overall) this Saturday in their se...
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Gaucho Tennis Set to Start

On Friday, the UCSB men’s tennis team opens the 2010 preseason with the 17th annual Bulldog Classic in Fresno.
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‘Chos Look to Make Splash at Southern Cali Invitational

The #5 UCSB men’s water polo team heads south this weekend to take on the nation’s best at the coveted Southern California Invitational, hosted by UCLA. The Gauchos (5-2 overall) took fifth place ...
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