Sports
Last Saturday, the UCSB men’s lacrosse team celebrated its homecoming game with a 9-6 win over SLC North Division opponent Loyola Marymount, bringing the team’s division record to 3-0 and 10-1 ove...
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The top ranked UCSB women’s lacrosse team defeated No. 10 Chapman University on Saturday at Harder Stadium 16-7 in what may have been the team’s best game of the season. With the victory, the Gauc...
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The UCSB men’s golf team tied the University of Wyoming to finish No. 13 out of 23 teams at the Wyoming Cowboy Classic in Scottsdale, Arizona. Santa Barbara shot an 848 at the two-day event, good fo...
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In its first action since Spring Break, the No. 53 UCSB men’s tennis team will host Loyola Marymount this afternoon in what will be the squad’s last home match of the season. The Gauchos are 11-7 ...
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Late-inning heroics propelled the UCSB softball team to a sweep of Cal State Bakersfield yesterday in a nonconference doubleheader at Campus Diamond. After a close win in the first game, the Gauchos s...
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Green meets blue today at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium, when the Cal Poly baseball team visits UCSB for a solo game, nonconference series. It will be the first of two series meetings between the two teams t...
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Two words best describe the UCSB men’s volleyball team’s pair of victories over No. 14 Hawaii this weekend: utter dominance. After dropping their previous eight matches, the Gauchos rebounded in a...
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The UCSB softball team played its first conference road games of the season against Cal State Fullerton this past weekend, losing the series by dropping two of three games with all games decided by on...
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The UCSB women’s tennis team had two third-set chances to clinch the upset over the top team in the Big West, but visiting No. 51 Long Beach State held strong and barely edged out a 4-3 win over UCS...
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A windy day provided UCSB’s bats with some added power during an 11-1 rout of Cal State Northridge yesterday at Caesar Uyesaka stadium. It was the first of a three-game series between UCSB and CSUN ...
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After resuming play after Spring Break on the road last week, the UCSB men’s volleyball team returns home to host the University of Hawaii for its last home matches of the season. After losing eight...
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With its first conference series out of the way, the UCSB softball team will pack up their bags to travel to Anderson Family Field this weekend for a three-game series against conference opponent Cal ...
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This Saturday the No. 14 UCSB women’s water polo team (16-12 overall, 1-1 Big West) will host its final two home games of the 2012 season. After going 1-1 last weekend to open conference play, the G...
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It’s almost baseball season, which means a few things. First, it means hardcore baseball fans like me are about to get a lot weirder as we start worrying about all the ways we could potentially jinx...
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A long-awaited rematch quickly turned into a disappointing loss yesterday at Caesar Uyesaka stadium. The UCSB baseball team fell 8-2 to visiting Cal State Bakersfield, giving the Roadrunners their sec...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
