The UCSB baseball team was at both its best and its worst this weekend in losing two of three to San Jose State. The Gauchos (2-2 overall) pounded out ten hits, but were only able to plate two runs in...
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There's nothing like a little confidence booster to start the season off right. Following Tuesday's 16-1 clobbering of Westmont the UCSB baseball team (1-0 overall) faces its first test when San Jose ...
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For the UCSB baseball team, almost nothing could kick off the season better than a good thrashing of cross-town rival Westmont. The Gauchos (1-0 overall) got just that Tuesday, scoring eight runs in t...
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With plenty of new faces and the return of a handful of prominent pitchers, the UCSB baseball team is back to improve on last year's disappointing campaign. Santa Barbara is coming off a season in whi...
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The battle between the best of the Big West spilled into the second round of the NCAA men's soccer tournament as #13 Cal State Northridge defeated #14 UCSB 3-2.
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Onward the #14 UCSB men's soccer team goes in their quest for a return to the College Cup - this time to face the most familiar of opponents. After Saturday's 2-0 win over San Diego State, UCSB (13-4-...
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The #21 UCSB men's soccer team passed its first postseason test, netting two second-half goals to defeat #24 San Diego State 2-0 at Harder Stadium.
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There is nothing sweeter than that getting on the board first and a trio of Gauchos that finally broke through. Sophomore forward Andrew Proctor and sophomore midfielder Brennan Tennelle as well as fr...
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Things have gone from bad to worse for the #23 UCSB men's soccer team. After falling to #14 Northridge last week, a loss that eliminated the Gauchos (10-4-3 overall, 5-1-2 in the Big West) from Big We...
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On the eve of the final stretch of the season, the #19 UCSB men's soccer team plays its final nonconference match of the year as they travel to Davis today. "This game is important because Davis plays...
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The #14 UCSB men's soccer team stayed undefeated in the Big West, coming from behind twice in a 2-2 double overtime tie with fellow Big West powerhouse Northridge.
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The school year is young, but the UCSB men's soccer season is already at its best. The #14 Gauchos host their fellow Big West powerhouse Northridge this weekend.
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The #14 nationally ranked UCSB men's soccer team takes its undefeated Big West record on the road this afternoon to face Fullerton. The Gauchos (5-2-1 overall, 2-0 in the Big West) had trouble against...
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The #10 UCSB men's soccer team faced two non-conference opponents this weekend, defeating Alabama A&M 3-1 and falling to Loyola Marymount 2-1.
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The Burning Skirts did their share of torching over the weekend, but found themselves burned in the end. The women's ultimate Frisbee Regionals were held at the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs,C...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
