What is a campaign anyway? Let’s start with the word and break it down. “Camp” – to live somewhere temporarilyin rugged conditions. Okay, that’s college. I can dig it.

And “aign” – well, I don’t know what the hell that means.

But isn’t there something more enduring about the Weathercampaign? I mean, I’ve been campaigning for years. Isn’t it about time you wrote in Weatherhuman for A.S. President?

Signs be damned. “Vote Weatherhuman” campaign buttons are in. Stop by the Nexus office and get yours today.

Friday’s forecast: It’s only a matter of time before the “sliding scale” puts me in office.