The weatherhuman always loves it when the weatherparents come down to pay him a visit and cash for not dropping out of weatherschool. The ‘human really takes well to bribery, not to mention flattery and tomfoolery. The best is when they buy me weatherbooze and weatherfather tells stories of his days as a non-ed.
Monday’s forecast: With Thanksgiving fast approaching, I can already sense the Weather-extended-family.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
