Isla Vista Recreation and Parks District voted 3-1 on May 20 to return People’s Park — the last remaining sanctuary space for Isla Vista’s unhoused community — back to its recreational capacity by June 1. Residents who do not meet the deadline will be evicted. Protesters marched against this decision for the concern of housing rights, advocating for houseless residents during the ongoing pandemic.
Choked by their cap tassel during a graduation photoshoot
Accidentally daps the Chancellor up as they receive their diploma
Decided to skip commencement to go day drink on Del Playa
Ugly crying so hard they drown out "Pomp and Circumstance"
Posing on stage like there's a model scout in the audience (there was)
Can't make it up the steps due to the sheer amount of cords, stoles, and leis
Couldn't decide on a grad dress so they showed up in pajamas under their gown
Showed up to commencement high and suffering from horrendous munchies
Somehow juggling the 15 ceremonies required for their triple major
Graduated with a 5 year plan, chronic anxiety, and a great internship
Reading Kafka in the audience in hopes of an honorary English degree
had their graduation photos taken in the lagoon to be different
Why don’t each of these “protesters” take a houseless neighbor home with them? Wouldn’t that be better than a tent?