Money Over Matter: Contemplating the Question of Motivation
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Choked by their cap tassel during a graduation photoshoot
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Accidentally daps the Chancellor up as they receive their diploma
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Decided to skip commencement to go day drink on Del Playa
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Ugly crying so hard they drown out "Pomp and Circumstance"
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Posing on stage like there's a model scout in the audience (there was)
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Can't make it up the steps due to the sheer amount of cords, stoles, and leis
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Couldn't decide on a grad dress so they showed up in pajamas under their gown
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Showed up to commencement high and suffering from horrendous munchies
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Somehow juggling the 15 ceremonies required for their triple major
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Graduated with a 5 year plan, chronic anxiety, and a great internship
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Reading Kafka in the audience in hopes of an honorary English degree
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
had their graduation photos taken in the lagoon to be different
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John Gotti (1940-2002) A throwback to the old street smart gangsters of the days of Lucky Luciano and Meyer Lansky, John Gotti seemed for a time
to be untouchable by the hands of law enforcement.
As Buggy was outside keeping watch, a television set came crashing out the window followed by the
toaster. We need health care, but you best believe
that bunch of moral midgets in Congress won’t be standing up to Pharma and the Insurance companies let alone the AMA very soon.
I understand that this was late night, perhaps fueled by alcohol, but could you please elaborate on what specifically you are talking about…..