Off the Beaten Path:
Most of the films I discuss on “Off the Beaten Path” are just that — funky little movies with way too much edge for their own good. But this week, I want to take a break and discuss something entirely different: a teen comedy.
Do It Like Animals: Enjoy the Thrill of the Hunt
Double the ones, double the fun? This weekend was my co-22nd birthday party, and when six bodacious females throw a rager, guys are inevitably going to show up. Yet, despite the luxurious number of cocks strutting around my lawn on Saturday, it was the girls who seemed to be doing most of the lip-locking. Looking through the rather incriminating photos the following morning, this began to trouble me.
UCSB Falls in Championship
The UCSB women’s lacrosse team traveled to Los Angeles over the weekend to open the postseason with the Western Women’s Lacrosse League championship tournament, with the winner receiving an automatic bid to the WDIA tournament in Scottsdale, Ariz. that begins on May 5. After defeating #16 Arizona State and the #4 Mustangs of Cal Poly, the Gauchos missed out on a three-peat as WWLL champions, as they fell to #1 Santa Clara in the championship match.
Razzies Beg Bullock for Trophy
Not even the Razzies can give Sandra Bullock a break
these days.
Police Jail Three for Homicide
Authorities have arrested three people in connection with the murder of UCSB alum Robert Burke Simpson.
The Faculty Club
It’s a familiar scenario to which we can all relate — Monday afternoon, you have about a 50-minute break in your schedule and are looking for a satisfying meal to refuel before the next round of classes. Before shuffling into the swarming line at Subway or settling for a standard grab-and-go pre-made
sandwich, imagine this alternative: You walk into a bright restaurant, a smiling hostess greets you and you are lead to your table, which is adorned with a vase of daisies and cloth napkins. She then hands you a menu with daily risotto specials and (gasp) takes your order?! Believe it or not, you can live this fine dining fantasy right on campus Monday through Friday at The Faculty Club.
UC Implements Admissions Waitlist
With its largest applicant pool ever, the University of California instituted a waitlist for the first time in its history this year, offering more than 10,000 students a spot on the list.
SB Falls Flat in Efforts to Edit Rules for Renters
The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors failed to reach a consensus on tenants’ rights legislation yesterday.
Baseball: Gauchos Suffer Late Inning Loss at USC
Five shutout innings from starter Davis not enough as Trojans come back to win in the ninth
SB Struggles to Stay Afloat
The UCSB women’s water polo team closed out its season with another disappointing conference loss. After starting out 2-0 in the Big West, Santa Barbara stumbled to a final 3-2 league record to take the third seed in next week’s conference tournament.