Male: Paul Roemer, Basketball
In a runaway vote, the female staffers at the Nexus named Paul Roemer the hottest male athlete. Roemer and Justin Joyner will most assuredly bro-bump on the news.
David Walker, James Powell, Martin Hedevag, Nadim Houssain
Female: Bryanna Ojeda, Tennis
The Eds conferred, and for the second consecutive year a women’s tennis player takes the crown. Nothing to say here, Ojeda’s a babe.
Kasey Kipp, Gennelle Ives, Callie Mulgannon, Jordan Dockendorf
Male: Russell Boring, Golf
His name is boring, and he plays golf. He certainly isn’t doing any favors for his sport’s reputation.
Female: Astrid Amsallem, Swimming
Alliteration always adds awesomeness, and Astrid Amsallem acts accordingly.
Male: Greg Somogyi, Basketball
At 7’3”, it’s hard enough for Somogyi to blend in. He doesn’t help matters by riding the world’s tallest yellow bike.
Female: Mekia Valentine, Basketball
Somogyi’s counterpart on the women’s team, Valentine’s got the height and the hair to let her stick out in a crowd.
Best Facial Hair
All of Men’s Volleyball
Between the Iron Beard, the Menzel Muttenchops and the Slaughter ’Stache, there wasn’t a weak-link on this hair-happy squad.
Jordan Weiner, Men’s Basketball
Weiner is frequently spotted in real (not comm!) classes.
Anne Marie May, Women’s Swimming
With looks that can kill and muscles that can kill faster, Ms. Gaucho is a verifiable badass. For serious.
Julia Speace, Women’s Soccer
Julia “Sexpot” Speace waxes eloquent at all times. We’re not biased because she writes for us at all… ish.