There is a certain computer language etiquette that we all learned in high school because AIM convos were are the way to go when it comes to having serious discussions. You spell cool “kewl,” A/S/L means age, sex, location, and leaving your computer without putting up an away message is a mortal sin. If you are super mad at your boyfriend, you of course have an AIM convo in all caps because that’s yelling.

Apparently, the Isla Vista Arts people have never been AIM connoisseurs because I woke up to a very loud, angry-looking e-mail yesterday morning, and it really put me in a sour mood. ISLA VISTA ARTS, I AM SO PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

Tomorrow’s forecast: A.S.L. means American Sign Language?