It’s good to see the government eschewing the star treatment and sniping Wesley Snipes for tax evasion, a charge that will send him to prison for three years. See what I did there… with the sniping, cause his last name is Snipes! Moving on. I wonder if the “U.S. Marshals” are going to pick him up nice and early one morning, just ahead of the “Rising Sun.” With how dangerous prison is, lets hope he knows how to make a “Blade” for protection. Hell he’s an easy target, might as well have a “Blade II” as a backup. Luckily he’s famous, so if things get too hot, they’ll probably give him “The Fan,” and you know he’s going to get to play plenty of basketball, where he can prove once and for all that “White Men Can’t Jump.”