Those crazy Nexus kids are everywhere toting water guns. They think they can threaten the human with their silly water dispensing machines, but wait till the ‘human unloads a record downpour on their silly asses. Then we’ll see who – or what – the true assassin is.

Wednesday’s forecast: With that in mind, here’s hoping the ‘human lives to see another day, because it would rather go to the beach than have to rain this shithole out.