Cell phones and iPods are everywhere. The ‘human is berated by technology. First the weathercruiser was derailed off the bike path when some iPod bearing moron pretending to be a pace car when the ‘human tried to pass him on the path. Then some cell phone junkie in an SUV ran a stop sign, nearly clipping the back tire of the weathercruiser. Don’t tempt a sleeping ‘human.

Wednesday’s Forecast: The ‘human reminds Isla Vista that “It’d do Anything,” to keep the weathercruiser in pristine condition and curses the cell and iPod airwaves with nonstop music from ‘Simple Plan,’ reminding the world of the perils that technology brings, ha!