I was having a bit of a crummy day, but then the weathermom called and put things in perspective: One of the weatheruncles accidentally sawed off two of his fingers.

She continued: “Not that your uncle’s accident wasn’t unfortunate, but I heard that over the weekend, someone parachuted into an airplane propeller. Can you imagine walking along and having blood and body chunks rain down on you?”

Tuesday’s forecast: It’s supposed to rain later this week, but cheer up; it will just be water.