Quick! Drop whatever you’re doing now (sitting in lecture, breast-feeding, both, etc.), run to a computer, log on to GOLD and vote for the Weatherhuman for A.S. president. My only campaign promise is that I would do such a terrible job that A.S. would have to disband and be replaced by something useful and exciting like a giant lava lamp.
Monday’s forecast: Unlike A.S. meetings, lava lamps can be watched with fascination for hours.