Yesterday some bozo said the Weather sucks this year. Unfortunately, he may be right; the budget crunch has forced the Nexus to outsource the Weatherhuman to writers in Bangalore, India, so quality may have suffered. (Also affected is the surf forecast, now produced in Mongolia.)

Wednesday’s forecast: The best spots will remain landlocked, with dust storms leaving 6″ to 3′. Stay in your yurt or toil in the internationally owned slaughterhouses instead.