This weekend, I watched a hamster spin around in a wheel. Hamsters seem to do this a lot if given the chance, which makes me wonder why most other animals don’t. Granted, most domesticated animals are too large for small wheels. But would they enjoy large wheels? What about small, wild animals? Would mongooses like wheels?

Speaking of mongooses, they would be the coolest pets ever, because you could feed them cobras.

Monday’s forecast: I don’t own a pet, but if I did… what about hamsters with roller skates?