Change is in the air at the weatherhouse. The weatherhousemates are being forced to relocate because their greek organization is threatening to charge them several hundred dollars if they don’t move into the animal house. This fee might seem stupid to those of us who don’t bill our friends for not living with us, not attending our New Year’s Eve parties or not giving us pedicures on demand. But it’s actually pretty devious; I know I would pay a few drachmas to not live in a greek house.

Wednesday’s forecast: So devious, in fact, that the I.V. slumlords will eventually catch on. Don’t be surprised when Ron Wolfe charges you for not renting from him.