A federal drug agent was giving a gun safety presentation in Orlando a few days ago when he accidentally shot himself in the leg. I wanted to share that because I hate guns. And drug agents.
The incident was actually caught on tape and will be featured in the upcoming Fox special, “When Power and Incompetence Collide.”
Tuesday’s forecast: The show will conclude with a clip from the last State of the Union Address.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
