This box says ‘Weather’ on top, so I guess I should mention it’s been hot enough to kill the elderly lately. Whoops – I guess that was kind of insensitive. There goes my readership at the old folk’s home on El Colegio.

No, seriously. The guy at the old folk’s home who reads my box just died. Rest in peace, Smitty.

Wednesday’s forecast: Smitty is a fictional character and there were no extra deaths at the home this week, according to the guy who does the daily pickup.